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After watching the first two seasons of the British drama Skins I’ve learned quite a lot. Here are some of my thoughts…
It’s nice to see Taylor Swift in such an eye poppingly provocative role as a suicidal anorexic drug addict whore.
Studying in the UK is called revising.
Never tell anyone you love them over the phone while crossing the street, because you will likely get hit by a bus and spend the entire hiatus in a hospital bed and most of the second season not being able to remember anything or hold a fork. But you can be cured by fucking some crazy girl on a visit to university.
Stalkers give up really easily once you humiliate them in public.
I can spend two whole seasons intently watching a show and still not know the name of the black girl.
It’s really easy to break out of a mental institution.
The word ‘footjob’ has been used on mainstream television.
Effy is sexy, AND I’m allowed to say that because the age of consent in Britain is 16.
It’s not frowned upon to have a sexual relationship with your student in the UK.
STD’s don’t exist apparently until you get out of college.
College means high school and not, well, college.
It’s customary to drink vodka straight from the bottle and look at pictures of your current significant other on your phone whenever you get into a fight with them.
Never make any huge romantic gesture because most likely the other person is about to do the same thing and this will make you miss each other by mere seconds and make the entire audience completely pissed off.
At one time I thought Dev Patel was a promising young actor. After seeing his ass and sometimes his balls in every single episode, well I basically still think he’s a promising young actor.
British teens go hard.
Russians are tricksters and are not to be trusted under any circumstances.
Every girl on that show has a weird nose.
