August 2010
1 post
May 2010
5 posts
Good morning, son, how are you? You’re only seventeen You say the world is watching you in your sleep You’ve got the promise of forever, but your youth is wearing thin And your best days are coming to an end You’re saying that, “I, I won’t forget… how it feels to be so young and have no regrets.” But it’s at the ending of the story that all your...
April 2010
3 posts
March 2010
4 posts
February 2010
11 posts
Skins
After watching the first two seasons of the British drama Skins I’ve learned quite a lot. Here are some of my thoughts…
It’s nice to see Taylor Swift in such an eye poppingly provocative role as a suicidal anorexic drug addict whore.
Studying in the UK is called revising.
Never tell anyone you love them over the phone while crossing the street, because you will likely get hit...
January 2010
8 posts
Tony's Relationship Winner Calculator
After ending a relationship you may go through many feelings; joy, despair, etc. It happens to everyone, but when it comes down to it, after either person wins the breakup, (i.e. who gets laid first after it’s over.) there is another question, who won the relationship? I’ve devised a simple equation to figure out just this.
First you find the typical going rate for intercourse from...
She was conscious when we started…
– Fat Wacki
December 2009
15 posts
November 2009
56 posts